COMICS-(WHEN HYPERTIMES COLLIDE)

"When we Were Kings"
It's the battle of the big fat pasty white bald guys with "King" in their name! King Kong Bundy, a longtime EVIL heel of the pro wrestling world steps into battle against the Kingpin, a longtime EVIL heel of the Marvel Universe.

For years, King Kong Bundy intimdated opponents with his massive size and angry demeanor. He stormed through WCCW/Texas, took on Memphis, the Central States and became one of Hulk Hogan's main opponents in the WWF. He disappeared in 1988, but returned in 1994 to eat more grub and fight the Undertaker.

For decades, Wilson Fisk the Kingpin of Crime has been a viable opponent for Spider-Man, Daredevil and the Punisher. A notorius crimelord of the Marvel Universe, he's a master manipulator and accomplished sumo wrestler.

Both are bald. Both are fat. Both are hungry. Both are aching to pummel the other! How would this Clash of (Fat) Titans go down? Step back and hide your bucket of fried chicken, cuz' when these two lock-up they might start a grease-fire!

Tale o' the Tape- Kingpin vs. King Kong Bundy
	Kingpin	King Kong Bundy	Advantage
Biggest Accomplishment	running New York underworld	headlining WrestleMania 2	Kingpin
Aliases	Wilson Fisk	Boom Boom Bundy	Bundy
Biggest Nemesis	Daredevil	Hulk Hogan	Bundy
Lamest Nemesis	Frog-Man	Little Beaver	Bundy
Evilest deed	Ruined Matt Murdock's life	Crushed Hulk Hogan's ribs	Kingpin
Stables/teams led	East Coast underworld	Devastation, Inc	Kingpin
Movies	2003's "Daredevil"	1987's "Moving"	Bundy
Cartoons	All four versions of "Spider-Man"	None. (wasn't included in "Hulk Hogan's Rock n' Wrestling")	Kingpin
Action Figures	1994 Toybiz Spider-Man figure	LJN's WWF Superstars of Wrestling and Thumb Wrestler figure	Bundy
Finishing move	Bearhug	Avalanche	Bundy
Nicknames	Tubby, Big Man, Fat Man	The Walking Condominium, Master of the Five Count	Bundy
Contemporaries	Hammerhead, Silvermane, The Rose, Bullseye	Big John Studd, Hawk & Animal, Ted DiBiase	-push-
Boss	Is his own boss	Jimmy Hart, Gen. Skandar Ackbar, Bobby Heenan	Kingpin
TV Families Named After Him	0	1 (Married with Children)	Bundy
Movie inspired by	Maltese Falcon	King Kong	Kingpin
Other Sports	Sumo wrestler	none known	Kingpin

Final score: by a tally of 8-7-1, it's a victory for King Kong Bundy. This would be in the time honored tradition of a Forklift Match-- a match that continues until one opponent is too weary to continue and must be removed from the arena by a big-ass forklift.

Kingpin would try to attack with his foreign obejct-- his deadly diamond-topped cane. While the ref would try to pry the object from Kingpin's grip, Bundy would attack from behind with his running avalanche. Bundy makes the ref count to FIVE before accepting the victory...then head off to the AYCE buffet at CiCi's Pizza.

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