As of 3/20/06, I completed half of my mission and have shat in EVERY MLB Spring Training ballpark. However, new facilities opened by the Reds, Rockies, Rays and any future openings, have re-started this mission.

The MLB Parks:

• Note: to qualify for this list, I have to actually go into a men's room, sit down in a stall and at least attempt to take a dump, during a baseball game.
• Note:I'll also accept sponsorships. So if you live in a Major League town I haven't crapped in, send me some cash and airplane tickets. I'll be sure to promote your business while I'm on the pot.
• Note:Links are to the box score or recap of the FIRST game I saw in each park. In some cases, I've taken a dump in a certain park more than once (Coors Field, Mile High, Three Rivers, Kaufmann, PNC, Hi Corbett, McKechnie, Legends Field, Ed Smith, Surprise Stadium, Legends Field, Progress Energy, Roger Dean, Osceola County and Maryvale).
• Note:Both lists are in chronological order, from first to most recent.
• Three Rivers Stadium (Pirates)
• Mile High Stadium (Rockies)
• Coors Field (Rockies)
• Qualcomm/Jack Murphy Stadium (with a post-game Village People concert!) (Padres)
• Milwaukee County Stadium (Brewers)
• Wrigley Field (Cubs)
• Kaufmann Stadium (Royals)
• (Old) Busch Stadium (Cardinals)
• Oakland-Alameda/Network Associates Coliseum (actually for a Raiders game, so I need to go back to see the A's sometime. But, because it's Oakland, I may save this for last).
• PNC Park (Pirates)
• Jacobs Field (Indians)
• Citizens' Bank Park (Phillies)
• RFK Stadium (Nationals)
• Oriole Park at Camden Yards (Orioles)
• (Old) Yankee Stadium (Yankees)
• National Baseball Hall of Fame
• Angels Stadium (Angels)
• Fenway Park (Red Sox)
• PETCO Park (Padres)
• (New) Busch Stadium (Cardinals)
• (New) Yankee Stadium (Yankees)
• Comerica Park (Tigers)
• Rogers Centre/Skydome (Blue Jays)

Special Post-season List

• 2007 NL Wildcard Tiebreaker
• 2007 World Series Game 3
• 2009 NLDS Game 3

The Spring Training Parks

• Hi Corbett Field (Rockies - Tucson, AZ)
• HoHoKam Park (Cubs - Mesa, AZ)
• Tucson Electric Park (White Sox and Diamondbacks- Tucson, AZ)
• McKechnie Field (Pirates - Bradenton, FL)
• City of Palms Park (Red Sox - Ft. Myers, FL)
• Hammond Stadium (Twins - Fort Myers, FL)
• Peoria Sports Complex (Mariners and Padres - Peoria, AZ)
• Tempe Diablo Stadium (Angels - Tempe, AZ)
• Joker Marchant Stadium (Tigers - Lakeland, FL)
• Chain of Lakes Park (Indians - Winter Haven, FL)
• Holman Stadium (Dodgers - Vero Beach, FL)
• Cracker Jack Stadium (Braves - Orlando/DisneyWorld, FL)
• Legends Field (Yankees - Tampa, FL)
• Progress Energy Park (Devil Rays - St. Petersburg, FL)
• Bright House Networks Field (Phillies - Clearwater, FL)
• Knology Park (BlueJays - Dunedin, FL)
• Ed Smith Stadium (Reds - Sarasota, FL)
• Scottsdale Stadium (Giants - Scottsdale, AZ)
• Phoenix Municipal Stadium (A's - Phoenix, AZ)
• Surprise Stadium/Billy Parker Field (Rangers & Royals - Surprise, AZ)
• Maryvale Baseball Park (Brewers - Phoenix, AZ)
• Roger Dean Stadium (Cardinals & Marlins - Jupiter, FL)
• Ft. Lauderdale Stadium (Orioles - Ft. Lauderdale, FL)
• Traditions Field (Mets - Port St. Lucie, FL)
• Osceola County Stadium (Astros - Kissimmee, FL)
• Space Coast Stadium (Nationals - Viera, FL)
• Charlotte Sports Park (Devil Rays- Port Charlotte, FL)

The Minor League Parks

• Security Services Field (Colorado Springs Sky Sox - Rockies AAA)
• Fifth Third Field (Toledo Mudhens - Tigers AAA)

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