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G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #294

Writer: Larry Hama
Pencils: S.L. Gallant

Summary:

Dawn Moreno and Helix face off with the new-and-improved Cobra Casino B.A.T.s. They spend a few pages pages fighting off 2, but once they get up into the hotel, Throwdown and Dawn get their swords are are suddenly able to slice apart the B.A.T.s, easily.

All of this is picked up by Dr. Mindbender and Revanche Robotics. Mindbender is happy that “Snake-Eyes” is on Cobra Island, and orders Laura-343 to capture him for the Brainwave Scanner.

Notes:

  • I’m not wild about this issue. It’s just the team fighting B.A.T.s and the bad guys watching video screens.
  • Groan-worthy lines of the month; Scarlett hollers: “Get ready! I’ve loosed the Sean!”. Helix keeps pace by shouting: “So I’m loosing the Dawn on them”.
  • Dawn and Helix are able to elude the B.A.T.s by walking into the public casino. They’re correctly surmise that Cobra doesn’t want to blow their cover to the regular tourists by starting a firefight.
  • Once again, it’s pointed out that Genghis Khan’s DNA is taking over the new Serpentor clone. The clone even appears to have long dark hair and a beard, like Genghis Khan. Or Jesus. Or Chris Cornell.
  • Jinx is still hiding out in Mindbender’s lab and hears everything.
  • On the cover, I’m not sure who that’s supposed to be, to the right of Jinx. A dark-haired female character in gray body-armor?

Appearances:

Characters (figures): Scarlett, Helix, Jinx, Rock and Roll, Dr. Mindbender

Characters (Comic only): Dawn Moreno, Throwdown/Snake-Eyes II, Laura-343, Alpha-001

Vehicles and stuff: none

Firsties: none

Rating: 1 Flag Point

9 thoughts on “G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #294

  • On the right of Jinx. A dark-haired female character in gray body-armor on GI Joe Real American Hero #294 Cover A, I believe it’s might be a new character.

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    • GenFlaggPost author

      This is a stretch: it might be “Glenda”. One of the “International Joes” from Argentina.

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      • Someone on FB, (or Twitter -can’t remember) confirmed it as being Shooter.

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        • GenFlaggPost author

          Shooter. Sure! I can see that. Thanks for the info.

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    • CARLOS ROMAN CASTILLO HERMIDA

      Es Marissa Faireborne, se que no encaja en la historia, al igual que lo haria una Shooter muerta. Pero todas mis fichas a que es Marissa.

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  • Ugh. I really hope the remaining six issues are better than this one. Easily one of the the weakest ARAH books in a long time.

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  • I just got GI Joe Real American Hero #295 and GI Joe Real American Hero #296 lately?, Can you reviewed those two issues?

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